- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be an amazing playing instruments, but die if you touch any instruments.

Delayed Reaction Man

The power to laugh uncontrolably in public

The power to be powerless.

The power to use the english language to grammatical perfection. er, ferpection.

The power to shape shift, but only into yourself two inches taller.

The power to freeze ice

The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

The power to have all of your genes inherited from your parents

The power become a kite but not when it's windy

The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

the power to make a pillow filled with feathers into a pillow filled with fluff

The power to waste time talking about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive

The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.

The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

The power to make your girlfriend orgasm only when you are having sex with another man.

the power to think about pointless powers while watching pointless powers vid and writing a pointless power

The power to sleep while you're awake.

The power to only be able to eat poop

The aability to double the current amount of money you have, only if the bank gets half the money you have.

The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.

Pointless Super Powers