- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

The power to perform stan up comedy whilst sitting down

The power to turn into a skittles bag

The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.

the power of not being able to feel pain during constipation

The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

The power to be indecisive about which seat you can take.

The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

The power to breathe fire but onle when under water

The power to display emotions at will

The power to be super jewish

The power to disintegrate yourself

The ability to turn on lamps through doors when it's bright.

The power to be a common person

The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

The power to freeze time, but not unfreeze it.

the power to see the present

The ability to go blind every time you open your eyes

The power to make a woman be quiet but only during sex.

The power to used any power i want when you're asleep

The ability to turn into an apple--but not be able to turn back.

The power to make any single girl instantly reach for her Mace.

Pointless Super Powers