- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to run Crysis.

the power to nap instantly, but only when you're tired.

the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

The ability to judge a book by its cover.

The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

the ability to be a super genius but can't speak or write

being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

Being alive (until you die).

The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat

You can have anything you don't want at any time.

The ability to shit from your mouth and burp through your ass

The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

The power to think about thinking about having the power to be stupid

The power of laser pointer vision.

The power to not be turned off by the word "moist"

The power to shit out toilet paper.

ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

The power to take edible shits.

The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

The power of omniscience but it causes a near fatal heart attack every time you think.

The ability to get up early for school, but only on weekends.

Pointless Super Powers