The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

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The power to do something while you can play games.

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The power to give yourself any disease, but not the power to cure it.

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The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

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The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

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The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

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The power to let 100 cockroaches crawl upon you for everytime you display emotion

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The power to a nokia phone.

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The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

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The power to turn toast back into bread

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The power to see through clothes of only ugly people

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The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

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The power to communicate with sperm.

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

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The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.

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The power to look beautiful/handsome when nobody is looking at you.

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the power to only have to go to the bathroom once a year but smell like poop the whole year.

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The power to eat sandwiches and never get full

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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the power to herd cats

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The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

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The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

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the power to kill yourself

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!