- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to serve the Lord Dog.

Invisibility, but only in the dark.

The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

The power to make pencils dull.

the power to move up floors or levels,but only in an elevator

The power to not write pointless powers.

The power to change $100 to 100 $1

Super strength, but the only thing it affects is feathers.

The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

The power to use the english language to grammatical perfection. er, ferpection.

The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

The power to fart out of someone else's bum

The power to be really bad at CSGO

The power to have ABSOLUTELY anything you want!... ...As long as that absolutely anything you want happens to be a pile of premium fresh horsecrap... Moral: This made myself lol, so it probably has 16 red thumbs by now YAY!!!!!!!!

The power to lick your elbow.

The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

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The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

The power of 50% levitation your legs would drag along the ground

No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

Pointless Super Powers