- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to smell like body odor at will

The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?

The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

The power to autocorrect without using autocorrect.

The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

The power to die at any moment you want.

the power to make food shrimp.

the power to eat with your butt

The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

The power to see other peoples dreams.

The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.

the power to find children extremely attractive

The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

The Power to fart glitter

being allergic to dairy and soy

The ability to walk five hundred miles but than you have to walk five hundred more.

the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

The power to expel a single spaghetti from any limb randomly

The ability to catch bullets traveling under 5 mph

th eability to have sex with anyone in the world but have to have sex with rosie o'donnell first

the power to imagine any women naked...but only as an octogenerian

The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

Pointless Super Powers