- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

The power to die when you get old

The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

The power to a nokia phone.

The power to die at any moment you want.

The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.

being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

the power to find children extremely attractive

The power to fail a test everytime

The power to look beautiful/handsome when nobody is looking at you.

being allergic to dairy and soy

The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

The power to whipe the floor with your face.

The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.

The power to become sick only to spread it to your enemy but you can't stop being sick until you have treatment.

The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

the power to imagine any women naked...but only as an octogenerian

The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

The power to make only right turns. take THAT nascar!

The power to turn any object into food

The power of x-ray vision but unfortunatly your blind

The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

Pointless Super Powers