The power to push "pull" doors

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The power to lose 7-1 to Germany

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Liam Brudenell

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The power of compulsive lying.

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The ability to be raped.

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The power to smash people's heads in with things.

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The Power To Lick My Own Penis

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The power to grab a cats face

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The power to remove your foreskin at any given time

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The power to make everyone think that having no power is the ultimate power so everyone thinks they're powerful when they realize they have no powers but you have one so you win

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The ability to tolerate listening to Nick Cannon's albums.

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the power to make ads 0.000001 seconds shorter

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The power to have sex with any woman you want, but you are gay

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The power to wake up every morning in a corn field 36miles away from home

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The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

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the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to have anything you want that is free.

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The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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kabloooeeey!!!

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The power to have useless superpowers which can only be used at wrong times

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!