the power to dissaper into nothingness and appear in 2 years again while not noticing you skipped time...

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The power to drown on land.

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The power to get laid with whomever you choose, but they look and feel like one of your parents.

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The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

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The ability to "Right Click" Properties

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Delayed Reaction Man

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the power tho vomit your poop.

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The power to have diarrhea at any time

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The power to be an amazing playing instruments, but die if you touch any instruments.

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The power to light yourself on fire but not be immune to fire

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The power to not be color blind.

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The ability to read the recaptcha images

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The power to see white objects in off white.

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The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

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The power to know exactly when you are going to die, instantly! (died instantly)

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The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

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The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.

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The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

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The power to glow... in the dark...

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the power to turn into a narwhal. Once. At your grandmother's funeral

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The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

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The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

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the power to know when a politician is lying

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The power to notice when things are photoshopped.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!