the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

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The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

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The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

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The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

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The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

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(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

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The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

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The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers

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The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.

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the ability to be a super genius but can't speak or write

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The power to die every time you are standing on something.

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The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.

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The ability to walk five hundred miles but than you have to walk five hundred more.

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Invisible handwriting.

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The ability to change your weight

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The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

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The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

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The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

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I’M JUST HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE UNIVERSE. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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The power to know where the beef is

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The power to take perfectly timed photos when nothing interesting is going on.

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The power to revive Hitler.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!