- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to judge a book by its cover.

The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.

The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

The power to turn toast back into bread

The power to see through clothes of only ugly people

The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

The power to communicate with sperm.

the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.

The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

to be shitty

The power to breathe fire but onle when under water

the power to herd cats

The power grow arm pit hair 5 times faster and 5 times longer than it was after shaving.

The power to touch MC Hammer.

The power to be stupid reading this.

The power to remember and talk about random Pokémon facts during a life and death situation.

The power to handle the truth. Moral: Because with the exception of a few good men... YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

The power of omniscience but it causes a near fatal heart attack every time you think.

The power of finding an object that you thought it disappered in a black hole in your bedroom.

The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

The power to attract cats but be allergic to them

The power to know where the beef is

The power to turn trollface by yelling "TROLLFACE ACTIVATE!" You can turn human-face again by yelling "XYGNEFAGINTHYCHRSICXAIOXJIEHJFEIHFIGHEÅÆELFKEÆKFÆEFKEÆAKFÆEAFKÆAFKEÆAFKOÆEFOKEÆFKAÆEA" For a year in exact correct spelling/pronunciation.

Pointless Super Powers