The power to freeze time, but not unfreeze it.

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the power to make bubles without soap

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The power to walk through air.

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the power of running at superspeed, whenever you are sat down

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The ability to turn wine into water...

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The power to live.

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the power to transform into a rock.

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The ability to turn into an apple--but not be able to turn back.

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The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

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the power to do blink every 20 years

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The power to have the world's biggest cumshots, but to have a numb penis.

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The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen

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The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

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The ability to have udders for nipples.

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The power to turn everything you touch into shit.

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the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

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The power to sense when infomercials will be on hours before they broadcast.

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The power to shape shift into water

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The power to turn yourself into Donald Trump.

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The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

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the power tho vomit your poop.

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The power to sleep for one thousand years

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Delayed Reaction Man

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The power to laugh uncontrolably in public

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!