- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.

The ability to read the recaptcha images

The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

The power to be french.

The power become a kite but not when it's windy

The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.

The ability to stub your toe on every object near you when walking.

The power to do something while you can play games.

The power to waste time talking about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive

the power to think about pointless powers while watching pointless powers vid and writing a pointless power

The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

The power to turn toast back into bread

The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

the power of not being able to feel pain during constipation

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.

The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat

The power to turn into a potato banana hybrid.

You can have anything you don't want at any time.

The ability to die on command.

Pointless Super Powers