The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.

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The power to see through anything except air.

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the power to turn into amy rose

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The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

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The power to yawn with your mouth closed

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The power to make only slightly funny jokes

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the power tho vomit your poop.

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Delayed Reaction Man

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Super speed, but with super clumsiness

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The ability to understand math but cannot apply it to ANYTHING.

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The power to have diarrhea at any time

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The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

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The power to see white objects in off white.

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having superpowers during the inquisition

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The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

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The power become a kite but not when it's windy

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the power to turn into a narwhal. Once. At your grandmother's funeral

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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The power to jump high into the sky, only to drop down later...

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The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

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The power to fly but only in an airplane.

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The power to waste time talking about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive

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the power to know when a politician is lying

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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!