- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to waste time talking about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive

The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.

To power to predict past events with deadly accuracy.

The Ability to shit studs once a week

the power to think about pointless powers while watching pointless powers vid and writing a pointless power

The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

The power to ride a unicorn without a horn that can't fly.

The power to be fluent in every language but only when your head is fully submerged underwater.

the power of not being able to feel pain during constipation

The power to collect a interesting variety of ceramic animals.

The power to fly as long as your feet the ground

The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.

The power to display emotions at will

The ability to change your weight

The power to walk on water mixed with cornstarch and cesium.

The power to be stupid reading this.

the ability to shoot a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing

The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

The power to instant nose-bleed, but not be able to stop it.

The power to fuck your moms pussy at will (her opinion or desire means nothing to the will of your useless superpower!). Moral: SONS OF SICKMAN FRAUD REJOICE!

The power to write about pointless superpowers.

Pointless Super Powers