The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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The power to teleport through open doors.

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The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

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The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

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the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

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The ability to stub your toe on every object near you when walking.

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Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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The power to waste time talking about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive

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The power to see through windows

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The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

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The power to smell like body odor at will

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To power to predict past events with deadly accuracy.

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The power to let 100 cockroaches crawl upon you for everytime you display emotion

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the power to nap instantly, but only when you're tired.

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The power to autocorrect without using autocorrect.

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the power to be the idiot who is reading this website instead being a person because they lost their souls after there ex dumped them and they turned into horny trans-gender whores

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the power to wiggle your own arms in a weird fashion

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The power to see other peoples dreams.

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Being alive (until you die).

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the power to only have to go to the bathroom once a year but smell like poop the whole year.

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The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

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The ability to print random memes on their tongue, but it has to be one that everyone in the room has seen before.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!