The Power to fart glitter

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The power to whenever your punched you cry a lot of asid that burns your flesh

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The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

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The power to turn into a potato banana hybrid.

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The power of laser pointer vision.

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The power to make yourself forget your life

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The power to every two months to shoot three cotton balls at no great velocity from your left hand.

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The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

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The ability to catch bullets traveling under 5 mph

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The power to disintegrate yourself

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The Power to Read really Small Words

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The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

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The ability to keep a song stuck in your head overnight

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The power of having all of Batman`s Superpowers.

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The power to live,but only when you are dead

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The power of turning into a crushed can right after you got into a car accident.

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the power to hear and understand all living things within 100 meters but they cant understand you and you can never turn it off.

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The power to die and come back to life in the middle of a crossfire between two tanks.

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tumor boy, has the power to grow a tumor in his own body.

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the power to travel through in time, but only you when you are sleeping.

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The power to make any single girl instantly reach for her Mace.

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the power to turn into a cheerio at will

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The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!