The power to die when you get old

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The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

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The power to a nokia phone.

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The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

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The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

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The power to die at any moment you want.

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The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.

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The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

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the power to find children extremely attractive

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The power to fail a test everytime

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The power to look beautiful/handsome when nobody is looking at you.

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The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

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being allergic to dairy and soy

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The power to whipe the floor with your face.

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The power to become sick only to spread it to your enemy but you can't stop being sick until you have treatment.

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The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

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The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.

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The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

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the power to imagine any women naked...but only as an octogenerian

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The power of x-ray vision but unfortunatly your blind

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The power to make only right turns. take THAT nascar!

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The power to turn any object into food

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The power to speak any language except the language of your people.

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The power to be gangsta, only in front of true gangsta's.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!