The power to fly, but only 1 millimeter above the ground, while moving at a speed slower than a snail.

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The power to get an erection in the most akward of situations.

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The power to perform incredible feats of strength and speed but only while on an elevator.

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The power to convert any font to comic sans at will.

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The power to speak braille.

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The to ejaculate anytime but only when your mom appears in front of you.

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The power to sing with your buttcheeks

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the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

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The power of christ ;)

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The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

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the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

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The power to stand in line at the DMV with a smile on your face.

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The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

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The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

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The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

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The power to speak only one language

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The power to hatch from an egg

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The Power to breath while under a cup of water

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The power of having enough money to buy anything, but in only pennies.

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the power to piss at will but only when your bladder is full

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The ability to know when men have erections

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The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

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whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

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The power to give yourself any disease, but not the power to cure it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!