the power to kill yourself

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The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

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The power to remember and talk about random Pokémon facts during a life and death situation.

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The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

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The uncontrollable power to teleport to the places you don't want to be and every time this happens... a random fat guy barfs on you

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The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

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The power of x-ray vision but unfortunatly your blind

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The power to never be hungry for five minutes after you eat.

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I’M JUST HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE UNIVERSE. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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The power to fly if you are eating.

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The power to make a rather pointless comeback here... Moral: See what I mean? ;),

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The power to take perfectly timed photos when nothing interesting is going on.

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The power to revive Hitler.

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The power to push "pull" doors

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The power of having all of Batman`s Superpowers.

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the power to hear and understand all living things within 100 meters but they cant understand you and you can never turn it off.

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The power to lose 7-1 to Germany

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Liam Brudenell

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To Shoot Piss Out Of Your Mouth Only If You Are Taking A Dump

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the power to shoot rocket out of your hands,but it only come to you

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the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.

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The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

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The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

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The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!