the power to melt your bones

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The power to attract any women you like by ripping of your junk.

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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The power to have a great singing voice, but only in the shower,

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The power to teleport to anywhere in the known universe, but not be able to teleport back

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The power to make school 24 hours , and making vacations for 30 minutes.

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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The power to turn random things that you touch into water, like in a schick hydro commercial

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The power to get an erection in the most akward of situations.

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The power to fly, but only 1 millimeter above the ground, while moving at a speed slower than a snail.

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The power to speak braille.

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The to ejaculate anytime but only when your mom appears in front of you.

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The power to sing with your buttcheeks

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the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

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The power of christ ;)

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The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

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the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

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The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

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The power to stand in line at the DMV with a smile on your face.

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The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

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The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

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The power to speak only one language

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The power to hatch from an egg

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The power to be in any position, and still be comfortable.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!