the power to only get an erection when a family member is looking

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The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

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The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period

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the power to move up floors or levels,but only in an elevator

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Super strength, but the only thing it affects is feathers.

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The power to change $100 to 100 $1

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

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The power to hatch from an egg

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The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

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The power to know exactly when you are going to die, instantly! (died instantly)

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The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

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The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

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The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

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The power to fart out of someone else's bum

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the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

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Tah Puwir tu wright currectili

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The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

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The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?

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The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

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The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

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The power to autocorrect without using autocorrect.

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

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The power to see other peoples dreams.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!