- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power of having enough money to buy anything, but in only pennies.

The ability to know when men have erections

The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

The power to give yourself any disease, but not the power to cure it.

whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

The power to die when you get old

The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

The power to a nokia phone.

The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.

The power to die at any moment you want.

The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

the power to find children extremely attractive

The power to fail a test everytime

The power to look beautiful/handsome when nobody is looking at you.

The power to whipe the floor with your face.

being allergic to dairy and soy

The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

The power to become sick only to spread it to your enemy but you can't stop being sick until you have treatment.

The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.

The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

Pointless Super Powers