- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

The power to repeat any superpower listed and getting several points until someone discovers its just a copy.

The power to teleport the remote control to you from across the room twithout getting up, but only if your TV is broken.

the ability to type slower.

The power of extreme superstrenght, you scratch you`re nuts and planet earth explodes from the vibrations.

The power to turn everything you touch into shit.

the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

The power to have useless superpowers which can only be used at wrong times

The ability to "Right Click" Properties

The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

The ability to understand math but cannot apply it to ANYTHING.

The power to laugh uncontrolably in public

the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

The power to light yourself on fire but not be immune to fire

The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

having superpowers during the inquisition

The power to have a V8

The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.

The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

The power to never finish what you sta...

The power to only be able to eat poop

Pointless Super Powers