- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

the power to only get an erection when a family member is looking

The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

the power to move up floors or levels,but only in an elevator

Super strength, but the only thing it affects is feathers.

The power to change $100 to 100 $1

The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

The power to hatch from an egg

The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

The Power to breath while under a cup of water

The power to know exactly when you are going to die, instantly! (died instantly)

The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

The power to fart out of someone else's bum

The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

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The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?

The power to smell like body odor at will

The power to autocorrect without using autocorrect.

The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

The power to see other peoples dreams.

Pointless Super Powers