- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The epic power of laser pointer vision.

the power to make food shrimp.

The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.

The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

The power to kill yourself.

The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

The power grow arm pit hair 5 times faster and 5 times longer than it was after shaving.

The power to every two months to shoot three cotton balls at no great velocity from your left hand.

the power to look like a boy and sing like a girl (bieber joke)

The power to walk through doors, then open it.

The power of becoming sick when you need it.

The power to expel a single spaghetti from any limb randomly

The power to shoot glue from your penis

the power to die 10 minutes after reading this comment

The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.

The power to make only right turns. take THAT nascar!

The ability to catch bullets traveling under 5 mph

the power to imagine any women naked...but only as an octogenerian

The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.

The ability to transform yourself in to a vibrator that is about to be used. Only works if you are gay.

The power to be gangsta, only in front of true gangsta's.

The power to instantly make an accurate assessment on tomorrow's hangover probability well before you've consumed far more than the amount of alcohol which would guarantee it...and yet manage to forget sometimes you have this superpower.

the powers to be a fat gassy woman

The power to complete a 100m race in exactly 100 seconds.

Pointless Super Powers