- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

The power to throw fireballs only under water

the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

The power to make something slightly sticky. Like after you each a juicy piece of fruit. You make everything feel like that.

The Power to breath while under a cup of water

The power to be lucky when you least need it (for example, you always have perfect toast, but you're not lucky enough to not get hit by a car)

The power to invent things as soon as you see them

The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

The power to control mealworms

The ability to sweat poop.

The power to never finish your sentences because

The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

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To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

The power to smell like body odor at will

The power to cash cheques that are only ever made out to someone else.

The ability to evolve into magickarp

The power to autocorrect without using autocorrect.

The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.

the power to eat with your butt

Pointless Super Powers