the ability to hold your breath for ever while being on land

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The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

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The power to give the wrong directions

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the power to randomly die at any moment

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Having taste buds in your anus.

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The power to die whenever you feel the slightest bit joyful, happy excited, etc.

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The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

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The power to turn into a pineapple that can teleport into a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died because of a pine apple that was in a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died.

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The power to like any show

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The ability to teleport to distant locations with no way of returning.

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the power to sleep while standing!

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The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

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Super strength that works for a millisecond.

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The ability to make cardboard taste slightly less like cardboard.

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The power to be able to see 1 second into the future

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The power to have a unique fart smell

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The power to have any girl as your girl friend but they turn ugly

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The ability to spit mouthwash

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The power to be invisable but for only 5 seconds or the power to fly but only 2 feet off the ground.

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The ability to see into the present.

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The power to vote for the Presidential candidate of your choice, only to be overruled by the Florida Supreme Court.

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Feeling people's depression.

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The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.

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The power to hover a milimeter off solid ground when performing a walking motion.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!