the power to pee for longer then a normal person

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The ability to see into the present.

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The power to vote for the Presidential candidate of your choice, only to be overruled by the Florida Supreme Court.

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Feeling people's depression.

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The power to hover a milimeter off solid ground when performing a walking motion.

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The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.

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The power to die and not come back to life.

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boo

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The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.

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The power to know the word for potato in every human language... including binary (011100000110111101110100011000010111010001101111)

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the power to disinfect wigs.

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Brazilian waxing via telepathy.

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The power to fly but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to have the aim of Torres

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The power to be able to freeze anything, with the help of your trustworthy sidekick the freezer.

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The power to blink, but only if polline gets in your eye.

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The power to swallow thousand liters of sperm without any ill effects.

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The ability to part hair.

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the power to guess anybodies breakfast

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The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

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The power to be the best driver in the world, when not moving.

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The power to draw a perfect circle.

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The power to make a white paper green but only with a colored pencil

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The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!