The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.

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The power to be a GOD with your imagination

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on it .....

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The power to swallow thousand liters of sperm without any ill effects.

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The power to, receive THE POWER! What is this power you may ask... it is the power of TRUE POWER!

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The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

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The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.

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the power to turn into a rock and you cant turn back into a human

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The ability to use the "wait" function from skyrim/fallout in real life.

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The power to draw a perfect circle.

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The power to remember when pepperidge farm remembered

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The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.

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The power to jump 1 centimeter off the ground and be hungry and if you don't get food within a nano second you'll die of exposure to any form of matter

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to be able to eat any type of food, even indian food and then poop it out the next day

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The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

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The power to change the color of your arm hair.

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Where to start? Ah yes...THE POWER TO NOT FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

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The ability to read people's thoughts but only in a language that you do not understand.

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the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

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the power to morph into yourself

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the power to become demented

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the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

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The power to fart rainbows

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!