- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The most pointless super power should be - To be able to change your hair dye whenever you want

The power to give the wrong directions

The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

the power to any ugly person love you.

the ability to hold your breath for ever while being on land

the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

the power to get sick

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The power to have super hearing but only works when you are dead.

The power to die

The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

The power to control the weather, but only in space

The power to poo.

To have the power of hindsight, which will allow you to see what you should have done previously or what other people should have done

The power to have a unique fart smell

The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

The power to make muffins appear out of nowhere.

the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

The power to find gold in your nose but only when you pick it in front of others

The abilitie to tell whether or not the light on a fridge is on or off...

The ability to teleport 1 Planck length in any direction you want

Be invincible...but only when you're NOT in danger.

Pointless Super Powers