The power to drain people's phone battery

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The power to hear what is happening to objects (such as a bed).

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SHAPESHIFT - only into a guinee pig

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The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size

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The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

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the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

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The Power To Have Lazer Eyes Everytime You Sleep.

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The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

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The Power to make people see a picture of you naked in their heads.

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the ability to dice a watermelon by looking at it but when you eat any of the diced watermelon a magic watermelon grows in your stomach and you look fat

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The power to be invisible but when no one is looking

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The power to have no superpower

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The power of learning

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The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

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The power to make everyone else blink around you when you blink.

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The power to fly, but only when you are less than a foot off the ground.

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The power to use very big words but only when your at a retarted people convention

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The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

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The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

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power to have no power at all

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The power to grow bigger, but never smaller.

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the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

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The power to deconstruct molecules, but only when they're part of an object with a volume of 1 cubic millimeter.

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the ability to turn off your super ability.....

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!