To the comment below: You wont get a chance to miss me mortal... Moral: The color of envy... you wish you could be like me... everyone of you, yet some of you got the balls/pussies to prove it! For the people! For the freedom of speech! For courage and strength! For balls of steel! For the ladies... and most importantly... because I f*cking want to! NOW AND FOREVER! I AM MORAL MAN!

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the power to remotely jizz in someone's sock.

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the power to be a free wireless hotspot only when you are completely motionless.

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the power to be Justin bieber

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the power to fail at life

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the power to make sounds by vibrating your vocal cords.

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The power to create another human

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The power to take my legs off the floor while in a sitting position.

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the power to spell words wrong

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The ability to play black ops anytime you want

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The power to find any film directed by Uwe Boll entertaining.

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The power to swallow thousand liters of sperm without any ill effects.

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The power to run as fast as a snail.

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The ability to use the "wait" function from skyrim/fallout in real life.

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The power to be a snail

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To be able to estimate time between 5:00am and 5:07am

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The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

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The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

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Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

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Nothing to see here, keep moving...

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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The power to reed a platypus mind.

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The power to chew ass and kick bubblegum, but be all out of ass!

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The power to cum out of your finger tips

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!