the power to run 10000 mph, but evertime you ran you were teleported to a police station and you turned into a black guy

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The ability to push doors marked "pull"

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The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

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The Power To Have Lazer Eyes Everytime You Sleep.

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The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

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the power to become demented

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The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

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The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

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The power to defeat Chuck Norris but only if you can reach the speed of light

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The power to know what you do when you discuss the secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding.

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The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

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The power to kill anyone by hitting them gently on the forehead by yelling "I HIT THIS VICTIM REALLY HARD! I AM A MURDERER HAW HAW HAW! At least 2 times before, then 3 times after the deed.

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The power to blow up, before a bomb next to you blows up.

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The power to smell any point in time

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The power to be invisible but when no one is looking

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The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

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yo mama

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The power to see through things that are invisible.

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the power to do nothing

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The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

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The ability to go to hell.

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The power to shoot projectiles from your eyes to the inside of your head.

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The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

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The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!