the power to breathe in space but have to be were there is gravity

to poop a penny every year

The ability to part hair.

the power to itch your teeth

The power to waste money

The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.

The power to take a crap.

The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

The ability to sit on air, provided you are in space.

the power to forget all you learned when taking the final. just so u could remember it later...

The power to make coma patients bark.

The power to be MAGNETO! And have the power to WELCOME TO DIE! You dare not WELCOME TO DIE? AHAHAH! X-CHICKEN!

The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

Having all the knowledge of the Internet... as of the mid-80s.

The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

the ability to talk to humans

The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

The power to have super human strength but only when sleep walking.

Nope. Just nope.

The Power To Have Lazer Eyes Everytime You Sleep.

the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

the ability to look into your brain

The power to be invisible but when no one is looking

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!