- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

the power to run 10000 mph, but evertime you ran you were teleported to a police station and you turned into a black guy

The Power To Have Lazer Eyes Everytime You Sleep.

The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

the ability to dice a watermelon by looking at it but when you eat any of the diced watermelon a magic watermelon grows in your stomach and you look fat

The power to be invisible but when no one is looking

the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

The power to have no superpower

The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

The power to read the terms of service.

The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

The ability to smell colors

The power to make everyone else blink around you when you blink.

The power to see through things that are invisible.

The ability to go to hell.

The power to use very big words but only when your at a retarted people convention

The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

The power to grow bigger, but never smaller.

the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

Pointless Super Powers