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The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.
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The power to be a GOD with your imagination
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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on it .....
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The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.
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The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.
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The power to, receive THE POWER! What is this power you may ask... it is the power of TRUE POWER!
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the power to turn into a rock and you cant turn back into a human
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The power to remember when pepperidge farm remembered
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The power to draw a perfect circle.
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To be able to summon old people
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The power to be the best driver in the world, when not moving.
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The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.
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The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.
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the power to forget all you learned when taking the final. just so u could remember it later...
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The power to jump 1 centimeter off the ground and be hungry and if you don't get food within a nano second you'll die of exposure to any form of matter
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to be able to eat any type of food, even indian food and then poop it out the next day
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The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily
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The power to change the color of your arm hair.
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Where to start? Ah yes...THE POWER TO NOT FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!
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The power to make your shit sink or float on command.
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the power to morph into yourself
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The ability to read people's thoughts but only in a language that you do not understand.
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the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.
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The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!