The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

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The power to be blind

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The power to completely understand Monty Python sketches.

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The ability to fold paper 12 times

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The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

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The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

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Power to give birth through your penis.

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The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

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a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

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The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

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the power to give yourself cancer that you can't get rid of

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the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

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The power to give the wrong directions

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the power to randomly die at any moment

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The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

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Having taste buds in your anus.

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The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

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The power to turn into a pineapple that can teleport into a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died because of a pine apple that was in a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died.

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The power to like any show

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The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

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The power to make your left hand glow whenever you put your right hand up your ass.

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to zap people but only yourself

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The ability to teleport to distant locations with no way of returning.

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the power to sleep while standing!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!