the power to have a pointless superpower

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The ability to irreversibly turn into a turkey days before thanksgiving.

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The power to make up pointless superpowers

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The power to transform gold into nothing.

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The power to vomit pizza and root beer chunks at will.

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The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

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The power to transform into yourself.

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The power to have any power on this site.

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The Power of shitting by your mouth

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The power to be MAGNETO! And have the power to WELCOME TO DIE! You dare not WELCOME TO DIE? AHAHAH! X-CHICKEN!

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The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

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The power to change the color of your arm hair.

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The ability to talk to parrots and have them talk back to you

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The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

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The power to have super human strength but only when sleep walking.

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The power to speak in only anime openings

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The power to see the past.

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The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

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The power of having enough money to buy anything, but in only pennies.

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the power to piss at will but only when your bladder is full

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the ability to dice a watermelon by looking at it but when you eat any of the diced watermelon a magic watermelon grows in your stomach and you look fat

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The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

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The ability to stop only ONE bullet and ONE bullet only

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!