The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

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The power to know what you do when you discuss the secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding.

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The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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The power to survive jumping form a plane as long as you have a parachute.

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The power of 50% levitation your legs would drag along the ground

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The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

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The power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to say that you have got the power to have the power of power stuff.

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The power to blame it on the Boogie

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The power to make anyone you see look surprise.

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The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

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The power to have amazing sexual prowess for 24 straight hours, but only on days that you have to work overtime. This is actually true.

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Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

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The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

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The power to cum cucumbers if you are a man.

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the power to ryme words with orange, purple, and silver but only after eating your own poo and while singing a beyonce song

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The power to have your mother suck your dick dry as long as there is any sperm in your balls.

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to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

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The power to produce up to 20 gummy bears at once through the process of budding

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the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

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The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

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The power of eletric energy in the ancient history

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The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

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The ability to have 99 problems without one of them being a female

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!