- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

To be able to catch a speeding bullet with your head.

The to ejaculate anytime but only when your mom appears in front of you.

The ability to mess up a Rubix Cube with your mind

the power to make ads 0.000001 seconds shorter

The power to have sex with any woman you want, but you are gay

The power to die instantly from not reading books, meaning if you don't read books you'll die.

the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

Being only half invisible.

The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

The power to speak only one language

the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

The power to be lucky when you least need it (for example, you always have perfect toast, but you're not lucky enough to not get hit by a car)

The power to shoot money out of your hands, but only when your body is on fire.

The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

he power to make mistakes

The power to smell like body odor at will

The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

The ability to play UNO without a tongue

The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.

Pointless Super Powers