The power to produce up to 20 gummy bears at once through the process of budding

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The ability to hear fish.

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the power to take a poo everywhere but on the toilet

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The power to speak any language except the language of your people.

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The power to read minds but only when you're alone

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The power to tell people that you have been "gifted" with a pointless superpower.

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The power to resurrect the dead but only for 1 second.

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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The power to control disabled people with your mind.

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The power to stay dry in the rain, while indoors.

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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The power to read a book in 2 seconds but forget everything but the title.

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The ability to to die whenever you want. RIP

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Being able to transform into anything on and off the planet, only, you have to be touching that object.

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The power to live,but only when you are dead

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the power to have an organsim when your a boy

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Most of God`s powers. One: He has existed eternally, and one day he said: LET THERE BE LIGHT! Uh... so he has lived eternal eternities in the dark? Explains his shitty mood... Two: Speaking about let there be light... the very first sentence he utters is wrong, because "First God created light".... And then he went "oops" and time traveled back in time to create voice first so he could say anything? Three: He sent his son to combat sin... how powerful is sin? So powerful that a so called omnipotent being had to sacrifice his son? And what sacrifice is it to have your immortal son killed just to prove that he is immortal? Sounds like a guy being sawed in half and then coming out whole... TADAH! (applause from the audience). So in the end he sacrificed... nothing? He died to prove he could not die? Moral: Jesus: Epic troll..

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The power to sense the emotions of inanimate objects.

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The power to die and come back to life in the middle of a crossfire between two tanks.

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The ability to be raped.

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the power to be powerless

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the power to feel pain whenever you breathe

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The power to remove your foreskin at any given time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!