The uncontrollable power to teleport to the places you don't want to be and every time this happens... a random fat guy barfs on you

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The ability to hear fish.

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The power to turn any object into food

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the power to see the present

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The power to revive Hitler.

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The power of having all of Batman`s Superpowers.

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the power to have another pointless superpower

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The power to live,but only when you are dead

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The power to teleport to anywhere in the known universe, but not be able to teleport back

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the power to travel through in time, but only you when you are sleeping.

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tumor boy, has the power to grow a tumor in his own body.

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To be able to catch a speeding bullet with your head.

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The power to remove your foreskin at any given time

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The power to get an erection in the most akward of situations.

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The power to perform incredible feats of strength and speed but only while on an elevator.

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The ability to tolerate listening to Nick Cannon's albums.

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the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

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the power to make ads 0.000001 seconds shorter

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The power to have sex with any woman you want, but you are gay

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the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

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The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

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The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

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The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!