The power to make something slightly sticky. Like after you each a juicy piece of fruit. You make everything feel like that.

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The Power to breath while under a cup of water

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Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to have ABSOLUTELY anything you want!... ...As long as that absolutely anything you want happens to be a pile of premium fresh horsecrap... Moral: This made myself lol, so it probably has 16 red thumbs by now YAY!!!!!!!!

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The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

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The power to never finish your sentences because

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The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

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The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

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To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

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Have all the superpowers there is in one milisecond every 100 years (If your still alive)

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The ability to evolve into magickarp

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whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

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The epic power of laser pointer vision.

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The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.

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The power to destroy any electronic device seconds after touching itoesajfaokpnhgåpesajfjåaeafjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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The power to have amazing sexual prowess for 24 straight hours, but only on days that you have to work overtime. This is actually true.

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The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

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The power to whenever your punched you cry a lot of asid that burns your flesh

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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The power to turn a boomerang into a doggy toy

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the power to get a random fruit every 10 days...

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The power to read this.

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to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!