Super strength, but the only thing it affects is feathers.

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The power to generate electricity, unfortunately, you're not resistant to it.

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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The power to teleport through open doors.

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

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The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

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The power to be in any position, and still be comfortable.

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the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

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Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.

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The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

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The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

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Have all the superpowers there is in one milisecond every 100 years (If your still alive)

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The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

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The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.

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The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers

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The power to destroy any electronic device seconds after touching itoesajfaokpnhgåpesajfjåaeafjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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the power to find children extremely attractive

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The ability to print random memes on their tongue, but it has to be one that everyone in the room has seen before.

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The power to whipe the floor with your face.

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The power to turn a boomerang into a doggy toy

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the power to get a random fruit every 10 days...

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The ability to walk five hundred miles but than you have to walk five hundred more.

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The power to read this.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!