- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

the power to know when a politician is lying

The power to notice when things are photoshopped.

The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

The power to run Crysis.

The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

The power to perform stan up comedy whilst sitting down

The power to turn toast back into bread

(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

The power to communicate with sperm.

the power to wiggle your own arms in a weird fashion

The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

The power to read this text unless you can see it.

Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

the power to only have to go to the bathroom once a year but smell like poop the whole year.

The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.

The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

The power to look beautiful/handsome when nobody is looking at you.

Pointless Super Powers