- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to shit from your mouth and burp through your ass

The power to think about thinking about having the power to be stupid

The power to eat sandwiches and never get full

The power to take edible shits.

The power to not be turned off by the word "moist"

The power to breathe fire but onle when under water

ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

The ability to change your weight

The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

The power to open any trash can lid with telekinesis if its within view.

The ability to get up early for school, but only on weekends.

The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

The power of omniscience but it causes a near fatal heart attack every time you think.

The power to handle the truth. Moral: Because with the exception of a few good men... YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

The power to attract cats but be allergic to them

The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

The power to see everything that will happen in your future life when you die.

The ability to know how to drive a car but only when piloting light aircraft

The power to make a woman be quiet but only during sex.

the power to transform into a rock.

To Shoot Piss Out Of Your Mouth Only If You Are Taking A Dump

The super power to do something pointless when you can be doing something pointless

The ability to gain more intelligence every second, while whacking your head on a pole, knocking out your brain cells.

Pointless Super Powers