The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!

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The power of night-blindness.

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The power to turn into a skittles bag

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The power to be indecisive about which seat you can take.

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The power to breath fire with out any fire resistance

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The ability to die on command.

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the power to produce millions of dollars but be stranded on a deserted island!

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The ability to put on a glove that is slightly too large and have your fingers grow to fit the glove.

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The power to smell water.

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The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

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to be shitty

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The power to shit out toilet paper.

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The power to display emotions at will

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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the power to SHUT UP ALREADY!

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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The power to heal yourself when your not hurt

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the powwer of have a WiFi everytime but don´t know the wep key

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The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

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The ability to read minds, but it can only be your own.

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The power to be super jewish

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The power to never be hungry for five minutes after you eat.

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The power to be invisible when no one is looking at you!

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The power to be a common person

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!