The power to have diarrhea at any time

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The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

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The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

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having superpowers during the inquisition

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The power to see white objects in off white.

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The power to have a V8

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The power to jump high into the sky, only to drop down later...

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The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

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The power to become black!

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The power to never finish what you sta...

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The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.

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the power to think about pointless powers while watching pointless powers vid and writing a pointless power

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The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

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Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

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The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.

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the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

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The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

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The power HAVE A SUPER POWERD LASER SHIT

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the power of not being able to feel pain during constipation

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The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

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the ability to be a super genius but can't speak or write

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The power to be fluent in every language but only when your head is fully submerged underwater.

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The power to think about thinking about having the power to be stupid

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The ability to shit from your mouth and burp through your ass

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!