- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to be 2Pac the day he got shot

The power to teleport the remote control to you from across the room twithout getting up, but only if your TV is broken.

the power that will cut off your penis and just growing it back for every hour of your life

The power to drown on land.

The power to get laid with whomever you choose, but they look and feel like one of your parents.

The ability to "Right Click" Properties

the power tho vomit your poop.

The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

The ability to understand math but cannot apply it to ANYTHING.

The ability to read the recaptcha images

The power to know exactly when you are going to die, instantly! (died instantly)

The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.

The ability to stub your toe on every object near you when walking.

The power to glow... in the dark...

the power to turn into a narwhal. Once. At your grandmother's funeral

The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

the power to know when a politician is lying

The power to notice when things are photoshopped.

To power to predict past events with deadly accuracy.

Pointless Super Powers