The power of laser pointer vision.

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the power to herd cats

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The power grow arm pit hair 5 times faster and 5 times longer than it was after shaving.

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Invisible handwriting.

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The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

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The power to remember and talk about random Pokémon facts during a life and death situation.

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the power to kill yourself

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The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

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The uncontrollable power to teleport to the places you don't want to be and every time this happens... a random fat guy barfs on you

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The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

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The power of finding an object that you thought it disappered in a black hole in your bedroom.

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The power of x-ray vision but unfortunatly your blind

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the power to shit out of your nose

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The power to revive Hitler.

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tumor boy, has the power to grow a tumor in his own body.

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The power to make any single girl instantly reach for her Mace.

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The power to remove your foreskin at any given time

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The power to grab a cats face

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The power to perform incredible feats of strength and speed but only while on an elevator.

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the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

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the power to make ads 0.000001 seconds shorter

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The power to have sex with any woman you want, but you are gay

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The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

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The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!